The Lens
The Canon EF 85mm f/1.2 L II USM.
This is the sexiest lens in the world.
The unusual heft and girth hint at the fantastic f/1.2 aperture. This obscene objective takes in a gluttonous number of photons in a sliver of a second.
The razor thin depth of field and buttery bokeh combine with the 85 millimeter focal length to give you the perfect portraits lens.
But this is more than a portrait lens. This is technology sublime.
This is magic.
This is love.
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